(Hey kid,)Don't get lost in heaven

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‘A desperate man does desperate things’ said Richard only just missing the famous line. ‘And I am desperate. I walk by the kitchen. I can smell the bacon, I can hear the bacon, I can see all those lovely strips of bacon. But I can’t touch it and I can’t taste it. A month without bacon! At night I lie in bed and my head spends hours making plans.' It was Thursday and he had been talking about bacon for about a week.

Yesterday Richard ate a bacon sandwich and can now sleep again.