'So, what do you got?' The nurse asked.

'Injured my knee. The right one.' She was unwrapping the shock sponge that had been tied to my knee. The right one. 'Obviously, I guess.'

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'Ora, aqui está uma bela cornea.' (Now here's a good cornea) The ophthalmologist's assistant said. All I had to say back was 'Hello Nurse' so I didn't say anything instead.